And more Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

This entry is inspired by a comment from my brother on the "new doctrine" post. He quoted a Deep Thought byJack Handey. Deep Thoughts was a segment on Saturday Night Live that was replaced a few years later with the not quite as funny Fuzzy Memories. There are a few deep thoughts that I remember. They go something like this.

"If a child asks why it is raining tell them that God is crying. If they ask why God is crying, tell them it is probably because of something they did!"

"If you are robbing a bank and your pants fall down I think it is ok to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too because life is funny."

"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy. "

If you remember a deep thought or fuzzy memory please let us know by posting a comment.


Janet said...

"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic."

lindsey1 said...

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not mean to poor people, like I am now.

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why they had deer horns.

I hope when I die people say of me "boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Julee I might copy cat and post some funny deep thoughts on my blog.

Jason said...

Great deep thoughts especially since I don't remember any of these ones.

Danny and Julee George said...
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Danny and Julee George said...

These two go out to my long lost friend Lindsey.

"It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating."

"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar because, then, yahoo! I'd have all my money back."


Ha ha...these are hilarious! Sorry I don't remember any at the moment to add to it, but I am glad you guys now have a blog! I love all your pics...someday I hope I make it to Hawaii!

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