And more Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

This entry is inspired by a comment from my brother on the "new doctrine" post. He quoted a Deep Thought byJack Handey. Deep Thoughts was a segment on Saturday Night Live that was replaced a few years later with the not quite as funny Fuzzy Memories. There are a few deep thoughts that I remember. They go something like this.

"If a child asks why it is raining tell them that God is crying. If they ask why God is crying, tell them it is probably because of something they did!"

"If you are robbing a bank and your pants fall down I think it is ok to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too because life is funny."

"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy. "

If you remember a deep thought or fuzzy memory please let us know by posting a comment.